Should the layered surrealism become unbearable, you might dash out of Moe’s and see a statue of Jebediah Springfield—another replica!–with the town slogan on the base: “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.” The Simpsons theme song plays from every speaker, except the ones playing “Aye Carumba!” or audio from the Simpsons episode where Bart and Lisa go to Itchy and Scratchy Land. Everything about Simpsons Land is intended to either make you think you’re in Springfield, or in a theme park with the Simpson family. Neither of those options are very settling, since both Springfield, USA and “The Simpsons” exist for the sole purpose of making fun of us.
Fliers for Marvel Slurpie Cups from 7-11
“I’m back from my latest Japan trip, and I picked up some new Kit-Kats! This time around, I got Purple Potato, Pumpkin Pudding, Rum Raisin, and Yokohama Strawberry Cheesecake.”
Look at this…
New on Dino Drac! I discovered something AMAZING yesterday. It’s only a slight exaggeration to say that this was a STILL-OPERATIONAL mom & pop video store. You gotta see it to believe it!!