More Needles in the Camel's Eye
Ogopogo monument in winter ca 1957 by Ian Beardsell on Flickr.

Gone will be the familiar upright video game cabinet adorned with third-rate graphics. In will come game consoles and screens built directly into the wall. Screen sizes will increase, and certain complex games will require the player to use headphones. Automatic cash dispensers will be introduced and any human element phased out.”


Fliers for Marvel Slurpie Cups from 7-11


Fliers for Marvel Slurpie Cups from 7-11


"The Thing on the Fourble Board" from Quiet, Please (1948)

A few months ago, following a certain post I made (to say which one would be a bit of a spoiler), someone brought this delightful piece of history to my attention, and I am very excited to share it with you now.

"The Thing on the Fourble Board" is widely considered the best and scariest piece of radio to have come out of radio’s golden age of horror and mystery programming. If you listen, you will learn why.

A fourble board is a horizontal platform on an oil derrick that is as high off the ground as four lengths of pipe are long (“fourble”=”quadruple”). This is the tale of a worker at the oil derrick and the staff geologist, and what they discover about the things their drilling has (literally) unearthed.

I’m trying my best to find the right balance between not over-hyping this and making it clear that this is the coolest fucking thing you will hear this Halloween.

I know asking you to listen to 25 minutes of old timey radio is asking a lot in this crazy iPad world we live in, but this is exactly the length of an episode of Welcome to Night Vale, so I know you can find time for it. Just imagine the narrator is Cecil and the geologist is Carlos. We can do this, together. Don’t worry: the writing is tight and the pace is fairly brisk. You won’t get bored.

You can download an mp3 of the show here if you want it on your listening devices instead of playing it on YouTube. (please let me know if this link doesn’t work)

Just take a few minutes, maybe while you’re cooking dinner or washing dishes or whatever, and give a listen to one of the most revered pieces of horror radio in history, and if you like it, please share it with someone you think would enjoy it.

I do not think that any one can have much to object against this Hypothesis, either from the nature of the body of the sun, or from the magnitude of it. It hath apparently the Advantage of the other in these respects, which yet are the principal, and out to be the greatest Weight with us. For since it is expressly revealed in the Word of God, that there is such a Thing or place as Hell-Fire, and that the flame is appointed for the Punishment of an innumerable Company of Devils and wicked Men: and since this is so far from being found a thing impossible, that we have plain demonstrative Proof of such a Place of Fire in the World, abundantly large, and capable of receiving vast, infinite Numbers of both Devils, and also of the Bodies of Men; have not some Reason to infer that this is possibly the Hell? I am sure no one, without an express Revelation from God, can say it is not.

18th-century English clergyman Tobias Swinden, who argued in his text An Enquiry Into the Nature and Place of Hellthat “hell couldn’t lie below Earth’s surface: The fires would soon go out, he reasoned, due to lack of air. Not to mention that the Earth’s interior would be too small to accommodate all the damned, especially after making allowances for future generations of the damned-to-be. Instead, wrote Swinden, it’s obvious that hell stares us in the face every day: It’s the sun.” (c/o)

Siskel & Ebert: The Future of Movies special Part 1 [1990]”

(Part 2, 3, 4)